What-cha-ma-call-it?

EVERYONE has a code name for their “down there” candy…what name change have you made?!

I call mine “va-jay-jay” but I also went around and asked my closest friends what they called their lil’ lady and why…

Friend #1 didn’t steer clear of using the good old maiden name, vagina. She chose this because it’s the “proper” word versus the other…..lets say….not soo proper names out there.

Friend #2 calls it “The Pink” not to be confused with the color pink, but as in: “what’s up with your pink?”

Friend #3 – THIS IS A GREAT ONE – her boyfriend actually calls it the turkey because after she gets waxed it looks like she was just defeathered…ha!

Friend #4 calls it her “hoo-ha!” – her simple reasoning…because you can “gender classify” (didn’t know that this was even possible) the simple “hoo-ha” and transition to a masculine “hoo-hoo”….OH BOYYY!!!

Last but not least….

Friend #5 calls it “BRITNEY” – I’m pretty sure that we all know the reasoning behind that one…

What do you call your private area??
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