I’ve always wondered why some of my past boyfriends had smoother legs than me…the answer…I have a GUILTY PLEASURE for soccer players and apparently they shave their legs for several “reasons”:

• When you have smooth legs it is less painful when removing bandages (bc we all know that boys do not have high pain tolerances)
• When you are hairless it tends to show off muscle definition better (TYPICAL!)
• Having shaved legs makes you feel “faster”

With the FIFA WORLD CUP 2010 taking over the world one game at a time, I find myself trying to see who is smooth and who is not…

Ladies, what do you think? Would you date a man with smoother legs than you…??

What if it was England’s co- coach David Beckham, USA’s captain Carlos Bocanegra or Portugal captain Cristiano Ronaldo????

Carlos Bocanegra
David Beckham

Carlos Bocanegra

Cristiano Ronaldo

YES PLEASE!!!!!!

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Ladies, ladies, ladies…you know that we have all been in a predicament from a day of not shaving…DON’T LIE! It has DEFINITELY happened to you AT LEAST once where you might have a little more than stubble….let’s hope!!!

What about those people that call it a “tradition/trend” to NOT shave their legs hair or underarms hair shaving? Yeah, I know that Julia Roberts (and the two women I saw on the subway platform) tried to pull that one off but that’s something I would NEVER do on PURPOSE!!!

I’m single in the city of dreams, trying to get a date and I’m sure this summer guys ARE NOT looking for a girl that has braids under her armpits in a flirty Tracy Reese sundress.

NO! THANK! YOU!

People, stop being lazy and making “excuses”!! If you cannot shave everyday opt for laser hair removal or even a hair inhibitor like completely smooth hair inhibitor to prolong shaving….because honestly, do NOT run your hairy legs against mine, unless you’re a tall, dark and handsome man! Ha!

JUST SAY NO TO STUBBLE!!!

xo cindy

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Well ladies….it seems as if we have yet ANOTHER HAIRY SITUATION…just when you thought that John Mayer could blissfully sweep you off your feet with some romantic lyrics and an acoustic guitar see below for Exhibit A.  Definitely NOT a WONDERLAND down there!

John, clean up your act (literally) and have The Situation teach you a lesson (never thought I would be saying that).

CLEAN THAT HAIR OFF!!!!! COMPLETELY BARE!!!!

John Mayer and The Situation

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She does WHAT?!?!

I’m not going to lie when I say that I do not watch reality TV (that much – eh hem) but I got suckered in to something other than The Jersey Shore, or Jerseylicious…..THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY!!!!

…one might think that I grew up in NJ…

So anyways….my BFF, who is a straight, young and attractive guy, told me that he RELIGIOUSLY watches the show since it aired. I couldn’t help but laugh, or take him seriously whatsoever but I figured I’d give it ONE TRY!! Well “one try” ended up steering me down the road to laughing/cringing/screaming at my TV in utter AMAZEMENT every single Monday since then.

This Monday the show was full of tattoos, screaming 9-year-olds in a hot pink limo, CAROLINE SHAVING HER FACE IN THE SHOWER and Hells Angels…

WAIT!!! back up, back up…. WHAT?!?!

YES!! Caroline admitted to not having ANY surgery but shaving her face with a BIC and moisturizer in the shower EVERY DAY as an exfoliator…I immediately had to ask Cindy if this really works and she couldn’t have agreed more! Don’t worry ladies this won’t make any peach fuzz or hair grow in darker…but will leave you with baby soft skin!!!

Razors up ladies!!! NO MORE BOTOX!!!!

xo Teresa

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Some say, in order to understand ourselves today, we must first know and understand our history.  At a recent completely bare meeting, we decided to come up with fun facts and statistics about hair removal (please choose your words carefully when Googling “vaginal hair removal”).  I started to come across a ton of information about where Brazilian waxing originated- though strangely enough, not in Brazil.  It seems these trends sort of appear out of no where, take us all by storm, and then we wonder how we ever survived before.  I look back on the time when I groomed merely for the sake of appearances in a bathing suit, as such a naïve and pedestrian time in my life, excused only by the innocence of youth.

B.C.B (Before Completely Bare), the thought of removing everything below had never even crossed my mind.  Suddenly, Carrie Bradshaw felt like “walking sex”, Gweneth Paltrow’s life was changed, and Plum Sykes was writing about letting men “go to Brazil”.   What we now consider basic grooming did not begin with Cosmo’s and Manolo’s (though a glance at any Playboy from the 70s might beg to differ).

In ancient civilizations, the practice of removing body hair began mostly for hygienic reasons, mainly to prevent infestation from lice and fleas (I have already showered four times after reading this).  The most common methods used were primitive razors made from flint blades, as well as home-made depilatories using ingredients like arsenic and quicklime.  The Egyptian’s adopted it with a more vain approach, where a hair-free body became the standard of beauty.  They came up with a mixture of honey and oil to pull the hair out – a practice now known as waxing.

In Ancient Greece, the female hairless body was the very picture of youth and beauty – a view reflected in their art.   Many Greek statues of men clearly show pubic hair, whereas female sculptures are universally hair-free.  They considered an overgrown bikini to be ugly, and a sign of wealth and class was to be completely bare.  In ancient Islamic culture, they took it one step further by actually designating rooms in their bathhouses where women could go to have their pubic hair removed.

During the Crusades, a surge of Christianity, and the belief all things sex related to be sinful, pubic hair was sent into the Dark Ages.  Leave it to fashion, however, to bring us back into the light.  In the 1940s, when bathing suits became smaller, the need (and common curtsey) for below the belt hair removal was re-discovered.  As swimsuits, and eventually bikinis, started showing more and more skin, hair removal became more and more mainstream.  Let’s now take the time to thank the porn industry.  As pornography became more acceptable in polite society, women began to emulate the grooming habits of its stars, bringing us to bikini grooming as we know it today.

To my great disappointment, the term “Brazilian ” waxing did not originate with the genetically blessed (seriously, is there something in the water?) women of Brazil.  It is thought to have been given the name only because it sounded exotic.

Whatever the root, I could not be happier to be out of the dark ages of B.C.B., armed with the freedom to be confident and hair-free!

xo cindy

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