So yes…I know how to walk and talk at the same time, but didn’t prove it too well when I was walking in sky-high stilettos and my new Proenza Schouler miniskirt. BOOM! Missed a step – OOPS!! Talk about leaving me MORTIFIED with a sliding-into-home-base-BRUISE!! Luckily enough it’s been chilly and I’ve been hiding my bruise with leggings, stockings, jeans, you name it…but this weekend is D-Day…AHHH!!!…seeing the EX at an ENGAGEMENT party… on the beach… and warm temps are on the radar. First thought: I HAVE to look AMAZING—what do I wear? Second thought: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THIS BRUISE?!? PINK DIAMOND SPRAY TAN instantly came to mind. Besides the fact that I would be wearing several carats of pink diamonds on my body, not ring finger —because remember ladies I’m NOT the one engaged—but I would be able to camouflage the bruises.
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VIOLA – what do you think? Buh-bye bruises and HELLO DIAMONDS, because after all they ARE a GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!
xoxo one happy cb girl










