Gilligan’s Island aka Governors Island

This is going to age me but I think it puts everything in to perspective. Picture this:

Thurston Howell throws a birthday party for his beautiful wife Mrs. Lovey Howell while stranded on an extremely cold and windy island with nothing other than picnic tables and champagne. Oh and then Mary Ann and Ginger stop by….

Yes! You guessed it! We are in the new spin-off of Gilligan’s/Governors Island – I’m Mary Ann and you can obviously guess the rest of the characters ;)

To clear everything up I think it was wonderful what Thurston, I mean Simon, did for Alex but its sometimes hard for me to get out my own house in Manhattan and now I had to trek with the girls to an unstable weathered island. It was freezing and super windy with no shelter and champagne was toppling everywhere. I really don’t see why we all had to leave Manhattan when we all live there so…. I escaped earlier than the rest.

Kelly Killoren Bensimon– Mom/Friend of The Year

Next, I don’t think everyone really understands how upset I was and how helpful and understanding Kelly has been (SHE IS THE BEST MOM EVER!!) I had a little meltdown at dinner over my nanny taking advantage of me. I know, I know – I come off like a confident woman but outside of the office and in my personal life I’ll admit it…I am a push…push…PUSHOVER! Yes I said it! Kelly was able to console me and give me advice when my then nanny essentially made her own hours and came and went as she pleased.

If you are mom, you’ll totally understand…you want nothing other than to make your children as happy as possible, and sometimes all the time you put yourself on the back burner and jeopardize your own happiness. Having my girls love who they are with puts a huge smile of my face and after all, these women are my family, they help me take care of the two most important things in my life, Jesse & Zoe. You have to make sure that everyone in the situation is happy, including YOURSELF!

Back to Business

I had LuAnn, Sonja and Kelly come to a girl’s private spa day at one of my completely bare locations where they were able to remove some unwanted hair. It was actually quite comical to see LuAnn get all proper on us speaking about hair removal! I created completely bare so that women and men have a place to feel comfortable speaking about hair removal. Now I have my website to act as a public forum….so ask away! Ask any personal questions that you may have about hair growing in weird places – it’s NATURAL!

Sooo….next Andy Cohen poll….Who wants to see LuAnn get VAJEWELED?!

As you saw this week, I literally opened the door to ‘town house or should I say I opened the door  to the flood gates….

Being a new housewife and not knowing what reality television essentially was I was waiting for someone to say “cut!” This was one of the first parties I attended and to say the least, I was appalled .

I understand that there will ALWAYS be confrontation, but really?  What you did not see was how Sonja explained how Alex personally attacking her in her own town house, hence kicking her out. What I didn’t now was that Sonja approached Alex about the wedding march….

Here is MY RULE for being the hostess with the mostest!

When you are inviting, let’s say, a frenemy over?  Keep it casual and always create a welcoming environment for EVERYONE – thats’s part of your job being the hostess….You’re not inviting your friends to a wrestling match but rather an elegant cocktail party and it should be treated as such, so leave those boxing gloves at home

So…now on to my thoughts on the painting, if you cant  figure out what I was trying to say. I personally thought Sonja was much prettier than the painting. Not quite sure how I came up with my remark about whether I was sleeping with a painter?

Almost forgot! Yes, Yes, Yes… Ramona and THE CIGAR.  I don’t know what it is but she is probably the ONLY person that I ever met that does not like my brother. So let me sort this out – pay attention, or you will get TOTALLY LOST! Here goes….Carol, who was Howie’s girlfriend at the time of the wedding, was previously engaged to Ramona’s friend Jeff; Jeff unfortunately passed away while Carol was with him. Carol gave Howie one of Jeff’s cigars because one of Howie’s hobbies is restoring vintage cigars. Howie was smoking it at sunset beach and while passing Ramona she joked about how the cigar was flaking.  Ramona and Howie were never in an indepth conversation and Howie, out of RESPECT for Jeff, let her know that it was Jeff’s in an effort to stop her from poking fun. I know, I know….what the hell is the drama over this?  Well … here it is Ramontional causing a mountain out of Mohill or as she likes to say HOMILL???

To be continued…

Although I don’t have exciting Valentine’s Day plans, I bet there are a lot of ladies out there that do. In fact, I know there are. And since I am not planning the craziest night for myself (I have two babies at home), why not give you ladies some ideas for a wild, passionate Valentine’s Day?
No Valentine’s Day is created equal. While one is planning a romantic night out with your live-in boyfriend of 10 years, another is going to be experiencing an awkward first date. I’m also guessing many of you are planning a girls’ night out to celebrate your “independent woman” statuses. Whether you are spending the day with your man or your girls, you probably and justifiably want to feel sexy.
To me, sexy isn’t taking yourself too seriously. For occasions such as Valentine’s Day, I invented my trademark Vajewel™ treatment, a Swarovski crystal design that sticks right above your, ahem, lady parts to embellish and spice up my fresh completely bare bikini wax.
You’re mistaken if you think the Vajewel™ was not developed with the single ladies in mind. Single girls: think of it like a pedicure in the winter. You always have one, right? No one sees it, but it probably makes you feel better, right? Like a pedicure, a Vajewel™ is a feel-good treatment. For the single girl there is the starburst design.
Long-term girlfriend, you can show your commitment by Vajeweling his initials down there.
For the girl going on a hot date, there is a bow to imply that you are his Valentine’s Day gift.
And speaking of gifts, you don’t need to spend hundreds of dollars on a pair of cuff links or a watch to make him happy. The best gifts are homemade and from the heart. Give him coupons with redeemable sexual favors or, if you are less adventurous, cook him dinner or give your best massage.
You might be asking yourself why you are listening to the single lady, but you’d be surprised. I love hearing my clients’ stories about their Vajewel experiences or how sexy my wax made them feel.
Either way, I want to hear your Valentine’s Day experience and if you do decide to listen to me, I want to know if I helped.

Although I don’t have exciting Valentine’s Day plans, I bet there are a lot of ladies out there that do. In fact, I know there are. And since I am not planning the craziest night for myself (I have two babies at home), why not give you ladies some ideas for a wild, passionate Valentine’s Day?
No Valentine’s Day is created equal. While one is planning a romantic night out with your live-in boyfriend of 10 years, another is going to be experiencing an awkward first date. I’m also guessing many of you are planning a girls’ night out to celebrate your “independent woman” statuses. Whether you are spending the day with your man or your girls, you probably and justifiably want to feel sexy.
To me, sexy isn’t taking yourself too seriously. For occasions such as Valentine’s Day, I invented my trademark Vajewel™ treatment, a Swarovski crystal design that sticks right above your, ahem, lady parts to embellish and spice up my fresh completely bare bikini wax.
You’re mistaken if you think the Vajewel™ was not developed with the single ladies in mind. Single girls: think of it like a pedicure in the winter. You always have one, right? No one sees it, but it probably makes you feel better, right? Like a pedicure, a Vajewel™ is a feel-good treatment. For the single girl there is the starburst design.
Long-term girlfriend, you can show your commitment by Vajeweling his initials down there.
For the girl going on a hot date, there is a bow to imply that you are his Valentine’s Day gift.
And speaking of gifts, you don’t need to spend hundreds of dollars on a pair of cuff links or a watch to make him happy. The best gifts are homemade and from the heart. Give him coupons with redeemable sexual favors or, if you are less adventurous, cook him dinner or give your best massage.
You might be asking yourself why you are listening to the single lady, but you’d be surprised. I love hearing my clients’ stories about their Vajewel experiences or how sexy my wax made them feel.
Either way, I want to hear your Valentine’s Day experience and if you do decide to listen to me, I want to know if I helped.

Just when you thought it was safe to pull your pants down, completely bare has taken a simple Brazilian wax to the next level yet again.  By now, you all know about the “Vajazzle” (crystal designs applied to your bikini post wax or laser, in case you’ve been living under a rock! ),  but hold the phone- here comes “Vatooing”.  Known as “Bikini Ink” in some circles, Vattooing is exactly what you think it is; a temporary tattoo for your lady bits.  Before you go thinking it’s merely a peel off tattoo anyone can get for a quarter in a gumball machine (give us more credit than that), here’s the deal: After your wax, be it a basic, Brazilian or completely bare, even after your permanent hair removal treatment, a completely bare “Vatooing” specialist will let you choose from several stencils from initials (your boyfriend’s, girlfriend’s or just any random letters applied accidentally on purpose  to keep a certain misbehaving someone in check!)  to a rock and roll inspired heart.  Then you’ll be given your color options.  From there we airbrush on your chosen design, and Voila! You are Vatoo’d for up to five days.   The colors, by the way, are my favorite part.  Not only do you have your basic rainbow ( ROY G. BIV if you will…), but we also have a metallic rainbow.  Want two colors? No problem.  Three? You got it.  It’s totally customizable and perfect for the girl with a bit more of an edge to her.  We are so obsessed with it, we made a hilarious and adorable video! Check it out and sign up to get Vatoo’d with your next wax!

http://www.completelybare.com/vatooing-bikini-wax.php?osCsid=jq6l54ncgnr20ksnhappui2eg3