So I’m sure that everyone can remember (way back in their head) their FIRST GRAY HAIR! Ughhhh!!! I remember mine, age 25, while prepping for a night out on the Aspen town I was doing the typical: moisturizing, makeup and blowing out my hair.   UMM!??!?! What is this?! I found that one straggler that almost led me to tears? What does this mean? Am I middle-aged, already!? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?! Isn’t gray hair for grandmothers??

Okay….so what happens when you find that first gray hair….ehhh hemmm….down there?? Well let me tell you from my OWN experience, it is LIFE CHANGING!!! (to say the LEAST!!!!)   What?!?! How?!?! When did this happen?! I found two gray hairs down south and I’m ONLY in my forties AND I am dating!!! Does this mean that I’m now passed my middle-aged hysteria and on to OVER-THE-HILL!?!?

I spoke with my hairstylist about this because we are around the same age….I might be 2 1/2 months, 3 days, and 54 seconds younger than her just saying! :P she however, has not been through this same experience, LUCKY!!! But secretly I’m awaiting the day for her to sprout these gray hairy situations! Ha!

So ladies, have you experienced this yet or know of anyone who has? BE HONEST and tell us your first gray hair down there story!

Xx Cindy

While out celebrating my friend’s birthday, The Hills style, on a BOAT we got to some…let’s say…”water-cooler talk”? Well I guess it’s not so much water cooler talk, but we were on a boat, on the water having some cold drinks to rehydrate – just go with it – ha!

As we were mingling with friends of friends we were discussing one another’s job and I responded with “I work for completely bare”…. Well that’s ALL everyone had to hear! Before you know it “vajazzles”, “PENazzles” and “bedickles” were coming out from each angle – WHOAAA!!! Didn’t expect to get such an animated reaction from not only the girls BUT the GUYS!!!

The guys first started out with jokes such as “why did the bedickle cross the road?” the answer – “to get to the vajazzle!” DUH! Then….they started to get serious asking if it hurt, if they can make their own array of crystals, if hetero guys did it, etc!

Well guys, YES – surprise us! Bedazzle your, eh-hem, jewels! It isn’t just for females….and it doesn’t hurt as much as the guy below is making it out to be!

EVERYONE has a code name for their “down there” candy…what name change have you made?!

I call mine “va-jay-jay” but I also went around and asked my closest friends what they called their lil’ lady and why…

Friend #1 didn’t steer clear of using the good old maiden name, vagina. She chose this because it’s the “proper” word versus the other…..lets say….not soo proper names out there.

Friend #2 calls it “The Pink” not to be confused with the color pink, but as in: “what’s up with your pink?”

Friend #3 – THIS IS A GREAT ONE – her boyfriend actually calls it the turkey because after she gets waxed it looks like she was just defeathered…ha!

Friend #4 calls it her “hoo-ha!” – her simple reasoning…because you can “gender classify” (didn’t know that this was even possible) the simple “hoo-ha” and transition to a masculine “hoo-hoo”….OH BOYYY!!!

Last but not least….

Friend #5 calls it “BRITNEY” – I’m pretty sure that we all know the reasoning behind that one…

What do you call your private area??
xx

I’ve always wondered why some of my past boyfriends had smoother legs than me…the answer…I have a GUILTY PLEASURE for soccer players and apparently they shave their legs for several “reasons”:

• When you have smooth legs it is less painful when removing bandages (bc we all know that boys do not have high pain tolerances)
• When you are hairless it tends to show off muscle definition better (TYPICAL!)
• Having shaved legs makes you feel “faster”

With the FIFA WORLD CUP 2010 taking over the world one game at a time, I find myself trying to see who is smooth and who is not…

Ladies, what do you think? Would you date a man with smoother legs than you…??

What if it was England’s co- coach David Beckham, USA’s captain Carlos Bocanegra or Portugal captain Cristiano Ronaldo????

David Beckham

Carlos Bocanegra

Cristiano Ronaldo

YES PLEASE!!!!!!

Well ladies….it seems as if we have yet ANOTHER HAIRY SITUATION…just when you thought that John Mayer could blissfully sweep you off your feet with some romantic lyrics and an acoustic guitar see below for Exhibit A.  Definitely NOT a WONDERLAND down there!

John, clean up your act (literally) and have The Situation teach you a lesson (never thought I would be saying that).

CLEAN THAT HAIR OFF!!!!! COMPLETELY BARE!!!!

John Mayer and The Situation