Well ladies….it seems as if we have yet ANOTHER HAIRY SITUATION…just when you thought that John Mayer could blissfully sweep you off your feet with some romantic lyrics and an acoustic guitar see below for Exhibit A.  Definitely NOT a WONDERLAND down there!

John, clean up your act (literally) and have The Situation teach you a lesson (never thought I would be saying that).

CLEAN THAT HAIR OFF!!!!! COMPLETELY BARE!!!!

John Mayer and The Situation

My recent trip to LA taught me a few things:

Maxfield’s is the only place where a $1,000 bag is “sooo cheap” (ironically, it’s also where I briefly considered buying a $25,000 Hermes Bikiin, then I landed back on earth and decided it might be better to send my children to private school), driving one block can take 45 minutes, and a Rick Owens jacket (even when thrown over $30 Gap jeans) can make you feel better about yourself around perfectly tanned and exquisitely dressed women.

You must be wondering what all this LA talk is about? Well, ladies and gentleman, if you’ve guessed that an LA move in on the horizon, you’ve guessed right.

I need your help though. As a New Yorker, California seems a bit foreign, to put it mildly. I looked at spaces in West Hollywood, Beverly Hills and Santa Monica, and I loved them all. Where are your favorite spots in LALA land? I would really appreciate the feed back because, after all you are the ones that’ll be getting completely bare spa there.

Xoxo
cindy

Hey Ladies,

Spring is already here, and summer is fast approaching. In preparation, here’s our ultimate Hair Removal Guide, just for you.

Whether you’re the “low maintenance” gal, the “rational” gal, or “OCD”, a little obsessive/compulsive about the hair on your body, the hair removal experts from Completely Bare provide you with the solutions for removing that unwanted hair from your body, leaving you smooth and well, completely bare…

From face, underarms, arms, buttocks, stomach line, bikini, to legs – we let you know what type of hair removal is best: depilatory, Brazilian bikini wax, laser hair removal, shaving, and how to maintain your smooth, hairless look.

So feel confident and look great this summer!

Good luck ladies and please let me know your feedback ;)

xo cindy

The Ultimate Hair Removal Guide by completely bare spa

Well, we got a question this week on our Twitter feed from one of our men followers, asking: “What’s the best way for a guy to remove all hair down there, completely?”

I’m glad you asked! When it comes to men and body hair (down there) , we’ve come a long way (no pun intended). When what I call the “waxing revolution” happened in the 90s, it was all about the Brazilian wax for women. It’s no surprise that, for men, a trip to Brazil was in the imminent future. This would be the quick solution to hair removal for men. It does have it’s drawbacks. With waxing, you’re merely renting your hair free existence. Laser is the more permanent and the most cost-effective way to go. Because several treatments are needed, the modern man can choose how bare he dares to go. Be it completely bare, or just a well tended garden, I beg all men, black, white, gay, straight, bi, or undecided to take charge of their hair removal needs. Trust me, your significant other will thank you.

Would love to hear from our men out there…

xoxo cindy

OK…just when I have absolutely thought I have seen it ALL on YouTube with the Spa Vajazzle…it has shocked me yet again! Clearly this should be viewed by adults only for a knee-slapping crack on the Jennifer Love Hewitt completely bare with a flair/vajazzle phenomenon…

Introducing the adorable Lizzy the Lezzy with a literal song about blinging out your nether regions…with some hysterical cartoon images.
ENJOY!! LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA
xoxo cindy
Lizzy The Lezzy Vajazzling: How to vajazzle your Vajayjay like Jennifer Love Hewitt!